If I were...

If I were a stray dog, I would have my dog-friends everywhere. I would eat everything what people eat - of course that's my dream. In fact I would eat some stale food or just detritus. I could have a stress-free life. If I were totally hungry and I was bored eating this awful food, I would go to the butcher's and thanks to my soulfoul eyes I would get some sausages. Unfortunately, life couldn't be as easy as it seems. If I had a problem with food or a shower, I would probably take a train to another city. Then I would have a look in the neighbourhood, find an elderly woman and sleep on her doormat day or maybe two, until she's getting sad and she'll take me to her house. Then I'd do everythig to look really sadly, tired and ill and she will look after me, I'm sure. If it doesn't run, I'll lay all day and look over the window and yelp (skomleć) from time to time. She must be really anxious about me and she will give me some warm milk and boiled chicken with carrots. Firstly, I won't eat that even if I really can but this is my plan. My elderly woman will be sad and she should think about her own life, what happenned to her etc. Then she will cry and what should I do? Of course, I'll drink milk and eat the meat. I will rest her carrots, she will think that I am a really good dog and I wanted to share my meal with her. Then she will love me forever. Of course, my life could be boring. If she goes with me for a walk, I will run. In the evening I can go for a party - I'll meet my few other future-friends - rats, mice, cats and dogs. We will be on the tiles (dobrze się bawić) in the rubbish dump and finally I'll back home and take a bath :) Such a wonderful life.